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The 'Great' Tree
Once upon a time, in a far off corner of a forest that seemed to never end, there was a colony of small woodland animals. These animals lived around a great big tree, far taller than any they could find. They worshiped this tree for longer than they could remember, and they had several yearly traditions based around this tree. Whenever an animal had a problem, they would go ask the tree for advice, and think the tree would give them what they asked for in time. There were several groups that worshiped the same tree, but in a different way. For years, everyone loved and adored this tree with little reason outside of the fact that they were always told growing up that they should love it. They grew up on stories about how the tree created all of the forest, and that the animals were here because of the tree.
     Until one day, one young squirrel asked the question: Why do we worship this tree? We base all sorts of silly traditions on this one tree, such as rubbi
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First Person Round 1
1st Person- Round 1
Welcome to First Person! Your goal is to read the following and determine who is narrating and which game it is describing. First one to correctly guess will earn a shout out in the description! Good luck!

When I had first heard my own brother had gone missing, I wasn't sure what to think. He was a celebrity of sorts, known for being able to hold his own; he rarely needed my help for anything. But this time felt a little different. It's been several days now, and he hasn't turned up. He had been gone without much notice, other than telling me he was going to check out some house being built. I wasn't really interested, until just a few days ago. I had received a letter telling me that I had won a contest I don't even recall entering. It told me I won a new mansion; it even told me the directions from my house. I was slightly concerned as to how they knew where I lived, whoever these people were, but nonetheless, I felt like I would meet them and they would te
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A Key Point
Hello. I'm your left shift key. You know, on your keyboard? I think it's time we had a little chat.
See, I think I have things better than some others I know. Like my friends P, A, I, and N – you know those keys? - well, they've been feeling used. Whenever you open up Microsoft Word, they just start groaning because they feel your poetry coming. Me, though, I guess I'm just feeling ignored. Unappreciated. You know the feeling? I know you do. I saw that poem about your family. Tough stuff, right there. I feel you, I really do.
I know you feel all deep without me. Like the restraints I put upon you shackle your inner poet. I'm not uncool. Believe me, I am down with the youngsters. And I know the time it takes to capitalize could cause your conversation about your English teacher to Tanya to drag. I am the most understanding key on your keyboard, believe me. Not like Insert. Believe me, that guy's a total asshole. But I just think you really haven't considered all the dynamics
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So apparently I've been tagged by some person named :icongarysmodx:. I wasn't really sure what that meant until someone snuck up behind me and chloroformed me and I blacked out, only to wake up handcuffed to a computer, so something tells me I'm not getting fed unless I answer these questions. Oh yeah, by the way, I've been kidnapped, send help.

So the first thing I have to do is say 11 facts previously no one knew. Well, okay then.

1. I know Pi to 145 digits.

2. I can solve a Rubik's Cube. My record is about 60 seconds.

3. The stuff you see in my gallery now? Why no, I'm not proud of it. I've actually started drawing freehand and using photoshop, but I never got around to uploading them.

4. I've been to MIT on a number of occasions.

5. Tom Kenny is my idol.

6. I voice act sometimes. I plan to voice act LOTS of times in the future.

7. Yeah, yeah, I watch MLP, so sue me.

8. On the topic of MLP, the episodes "Return of Harmony" depressed me far more than they had any right to.

9. I'm huge fan of HotDiggedyDemon.

10. I'd like to do a podcast if I could.

11. I'm a big fan of indie games. This includes Amnesia, Super Meat Boy, Braid, VVVVVV, etc.


1. If you were to be any female pony, which one would it be? Me personally would be Fluttershy. Why? Because nopony ever suspects Fluttershy *MUHAHAHAHAHHAHA*
Okay, interesting choice. As for me, anything that isn't an earth pony. I'm doing magic or flight for sure.


2. My body is ready . How about yours?
Well the chloroform and handcuffs aren't making me very comfortable, if that's what you're asking.

3. What's 1 + 1 + dicks?
Well clearly it equals 80085.
Elementary, dear boy.

4. What's that behind you?
I don't know, I can't turn around, these cuffs prevent that.


5. You know who else likes to be tagged?? (hope you get the joke in this question)
:iconmmmymomplz:


6. What is the meaning of life?
Again, :iconmmmymomplz:


7. If you could throw something at me, what would it be?
Well, you could always throw the keys to these cuffs at me, that'd be nice.


8. What's a sonic?
son·ic/ˈsänik/
Adjective:
Relating to or using sound waves.
Denoting or having a speed equal to that of sound.


9. Do you find mosquito bites fun to scratch?
I prefer to not get them in the first place, thank you.


10. Do you clop to ponies? BE HONEST!
No. I have human hands, not hooves, I couldn't clop if I wanted to.
SILLY.


11. Why am I asking you all these stupid questions?
I don't know, but it must be very important to someone if they went through the trouble of kidnapping me.

So now the rules said I needed to tag 11 other people. Yeah, thanks, but no thanks, I have other priorities on my list. Like getting these cuffs off. I don't see any security cameras in this room, I think I can just wiggle my wrists free and walk out. It's not like anyone's going to walk in as I type this sente
  • Listening to: A Coldplay concert
  • Reading: Gap in the Fence
  • Watching: Youtube
  • Playing: Indie games
  • Eating: Pasta
  • Drinking: Some kind of ice cream frappe

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garysmodX Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2012
Tagged: [link]
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Jes-and-Flight Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2012  Student Digital Artist
HAY YOU HI
How you enjoying ffxiii? /you have been playing yes?
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shanez1313 Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2012
Well, I'm about 30 minutes in and have determined the following:

1. Lightning is angsty.

2. There's a goofball black guy with a tiny Chocobo in his hair.

3. Snow is a gang leader.

4. I have no idea what's going on right now.
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Jes-and-Flight Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2012  Student Digital Artist
XDDDD it gets easier to understand the further you go.
1- She has her reasons, you shall learn them.
2- Sazh is amazing. though behind that there is serious stuff
3- ...i cant say much because it kinda is a gang. just on the side of good
4- you will understand

im guessing that you haven't gotten to the part with Vanille and Hope yet.
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shanez1313 Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2012
Nnnnnope! But I will make a note of it to play more.
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garysmodX Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2012
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happyfeet19942008 Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2011
meow
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garysmodX Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2011
SHANE! HOW DO I MAKE SANDVICH? [link]
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garysmodX Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2011
[link] <BEST. IDEA. EVER!!!!
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garysmodX Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2011
please look at this [link]
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